Stop talking.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 | post a comment {0}

My god, are you irritating. At first I figured you told stories in painstakingly concise detail in order to be funny. However, then I came to realize that you actually think every single piece of repeatable information is just god damn CRUCIAL for everyone to hear. I found this annoying at first, since most of the time, you're talking about stuff I just don't care about. But I was like "You know what, you're a nice guy and you mean well. Plus you're a funny dude"

But now I understand this situation completely. Not only do you think every single retelling of your fascinating life is just riveting for your audience, you think you're doing people a FAVOR by enlightening them about some shit or another. Jesus, give me a break. Yes, I did help you with your problem. And no, I am not your counselor/relationship mender/flail over "cute" stuff I don't care about buddy/the person who takes your rants.

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER. LEAVE ME ALONE! AHHHH D:

Vicki.